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Joke of the Day

"I want a job as a mirror cleaner... It's something I can see myself doing."

"Did you hear about the guy would couldn't open the gherkin jar? He was in quite a pickle."

"In Heaven Me: I can't believe how much stuff the Bible got wrong Gid: You idiots couldn't even get my Giddamn name right"

"Do they still call it hump day in prison?"

"YOUR MUMS SO FAT...... your mums so fat she makes the moon look small"

"I practiced cursive for years in elementary school & my electronic bank signature still looks like it was signed by a drunk monkey."

"I've made my decision. I can finally say that I'd like to have some kids. Trust me, I know I can raise then right. Does anybody know where I can find some goats?"

"Indian Twitter is a lot like regular Twitter except everyone is misquoting Gandhi instead of Marilyn Monroe."

"I had a joke about the Baltimore Riots But someones already stolen it :("

"what do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant"