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Joke of the Day

"Indian Twitter is a lot like regular Twitter except everyone is misquoting Gandhi instead of Marilyn Monroe."

"What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe? The Continental OP."

"How do Russians watch online movies? Nyetflix!"

"Call out to CAN_ZIGZAG: what do they call it when a mechanic frees up a stuck gearshift? Manumission"

"""Bless your heart"" is southern for ""I'm pretty sure you were dropped on your head as a child."""

"Twitter is a good place to meet men. The odds are good but the goods are odd."

"What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line!"

"Did you hear about the new Jewish car? It stops on a dime and then picks it up."

"My ex-teacher left the cheese industry for the same reason he left the teaching industry.. Hated grating."

"After i walked out of the theatre from watching star wars I turned to my woman and said, ""so do you wanna chewbacca on this cakka?"""