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Joke of the Day

"My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch."

"How do you kill an African child? Wait 5 minutes."

"Swine Flu is back? Just when you think something is gone forever it comes back and makes people sick.. Just like Dennis Rodman"

"Doctor asks a prostitute, do you know who the father is? prostitute replies. Oh for goodness sakes If you ate a can of baked beans would you know which one made you fart?"

"Wearing shades inside makes me look cool, right? *Trips over the cat*"

"Oldest known British Joke from 10th century AD. What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key"

"Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late."

"You're missing the point and possibly a chromosome..."

"Would you rather suffer from Alzheimers or Parkinson personally I'd rather shake my drinks than forgetting where I put them."

"My girlfriend's plastic fork broke while she was eating earlier.... ....Just a tine-y bit. (i was so proud of myself but no one else laughed as much as I did )"