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Joke of the Day
"I had a joke about the Baltimore Riots But someones already stolen it :("
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"What's the difference between a cat and a comma One has claws on it's paws. The other is a pause in a clause."
"2 secrets to success 1) Never tell everything you know"
"Al Gore started his own band! They call themselves The Algorythms"
"Nokia But it's my Kia"
"Did you guys hear about that guy who died? He was famous for giving sheep haircuts. Did that for over 25 years. They say he died from shear boredom."
"My mother arrives on Friday, so I have to do three months worth of cleaning in 48 hours. Also, lose 30 pounds and live up to my potential."
"Listening to ska is like a bad hand job... It's all upstrokes"
"I'd tell you a cow joke... But it would be UTTERly horrible."
"If Mary Poppins floated in on an umbrella today, they'd shoot her out of the sky with a drone."