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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant"
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"Why doesn't people with two dicks get into the porn industry? Because they know they'll be fucked over. Edit: Don't, not doesn't. Sorry can't change title."
"What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak? *Rush*ian!"
"Q: What do they use frozen band-aids for? A: Cold cuts."
"What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's? 56eh."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They're an efficient people, but not very funny."
"Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption ""Summer is finally here!"" or we wouldn't have known it's summer."
"Did this many people have birthdays before Facebook?"
"A great vocabulary is such a turn on. A guy used the word ""bifurcated"" during a meeting and I almost threw my panties at him."
"My girlfriend isn't a cunt She's not that deep or warm"