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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a Turkey make? ""coup coup"""
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"Mainstream Media: Obama signs repeal of DADT. Fox News: Foreigner masquerading as President admits he's gay."
"Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer? General Mills"
"I've got my first Gamblers Anonymous meeting tomorrow."
"Animal sounds Cats go meow Rats go squeak Dogs go woof Pigs go ""Put your hands on your fucking head unless you wanna be shot in your fucking skull!"""
"Two Blondes Two blondes meet up for coffee and one asks the other what she has been upto; ""I had sex with two Brazilian guys last night"" ""Wow - I've never even met that many guys"" replied the other"
"""They said 'You'll never amount to anything, you aren't handsome enough to be a star, you're too short, you can't sing, you're not funny enough'"" ""So anyway here's your medium Latte that'll be 3.79"""
"I found this place online that sells authentic moon rocks. The rocks themselves are really cheap, but the shipping is a bitch."
"When I wake up every morning, things always go well. I'm like the optimistic amputee who always starts his day off on the right foot."
"You sell yourself for retweets, you are a prostitweet."