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Joke of the Day

"Two Blondes Two blondes meet up for coffee and one asks the other what she has been upto; ""I had sex with two Brazilian guys last night"" ""Wow - I've never even met that many guys"" replied the other"

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"two guy's are sitting on the front porch in the yard they see a dog licking his balls one say's to the other do you think I could do that? his buddy says maybe but I think you should pet him first"
"If we all just agree that we're fine, we'll never again have to ask each other how we are."
"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? The parents would love to know."
"54% of IKEA purchases end in divorce."
"Moose: Sorry, I need to quit this yoga class. Yoga Instructor: NahMooseStay!"
"When you say the word ""poop"" your mouth makes the same shape as your butthole when you poop The same can be said for ""explosive diarrhea"""
"Apparently Facebook has been flying drones around in third world countries They are trying to kill everyone who isn't on facebook"
"Me: damn, doc I'm losing my hair. What can you give me to keep it in? Dr.: a plastic bag"
"How do you make a dog stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."