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Joke of the Day
"You sell yourself for retweets, you are a prostitweet."
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"Just saw a fat dude lick pizza grease off his shirt so that's the last time I eat in front of a mirror."
"How many black people does it take to start a riot? One less than before"
"Q: What kind of spy hangs out in department stores? A: A counter spy."
"A blind man walks into a bar. And a chair. And a table."
"How do we fix boxing? We can't. It's already fixed."
"Why did the computer overheat? Because windows wasn't open."
"How many minutes equal one orgasm ? One eight year old."
"What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend? ..accommodating."
"Are there any other animals besides humans who communicate unnecessarily?"