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Joke of the Day

"Animal sounds Cats go meow Rats go squeak Dogs go woof Pigs go ""Put your hands on your fucking head unless you wanna be shot in your fucking skull!"""

"To all my Atheist and Agnostic friends. T_IF!"

"My friend just joined a reggae band playing the triangle, he says it's easy... All he has to do is stand at the back 'n' ting."

"That awkward moment when you see a midget eating a mini donut."

"Newspapers are missing the obvious headline for Target's Canadian stores closing down... TARGET MISSES THE MARK"

"As Sitting Bull said to the mermaid . . . ""How?"""

"What do you call a person with no skin? Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet."

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: I've said it before and I'll say it again."

"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said Maaaybe"

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... It could happen"