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Joke of the Day
"Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer? General Mills"
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"Hey, did you ever get that job you talked about for weeks then abruptly stopped mentioning?"
"Why couldn't the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic!"
"How come computers are soo smart? It is because they listen to their motherboard."
"Kids are smarter than adults I believe that kids are much smarter than adults. Why? Because I don't know one kid who has a wife and a family."
"I work at my stepfather's store. You think your boss is an asshole? Mine fucks my mom. - Cole Y."
"If by fitness you mean I eat healthy & exercise regularly, then yes, I am not fit."
"Animal Crackers Please do not eat if the seal is broken."
"My wife just got an IUD. She says her period will only last about a day now. I said, ""there's gotta be strings attached."""
"This isn't working out. I think we should start making other people miserable."