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Joke of the Day
"Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer? General Mills"
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"What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?... One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!"
"Have you seen the midget outside Walmart, that hides from gay people? Of course you haven't."
"If a bear attacks you, play dead. Ok good, you're about to feel like this forever"
"When I go out to eat I wear a shirt w/ a picture of me shirtless on it, because I hate rules but I like service."
"Did you guys ever hear the peanut butter joke? Actually nevermind. It may spread"
"What's green then turns red really quickly? A frog in a blender"
"the most boring thing to be pretentious about is how u were into something good before a popular thing showed everyone else that good thing"
"Captain America outsources much of his crime fighting to Captain India."
"Ok fine, I'll weigh in: every museum needs to lose that one room that's just old bowls."