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Joke of the Day
"You know why i love hiking? It is all about the in tents action."
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"Like a Boss - Employee Gets Owned! Boss: ""Send me one of your funny jokes."" Employee: ""I'm working at the moment. I will send you one later."" Boss: ""That was fantastic! Send me another one!"""
"Fred the Uncharitable Shepherd When asked about his personality, Fred the Uncharitable Shepherd replied: ""I don't give a flock."""
"Just saw two 10 year old boys sharing a cigarette. I was really shocked and upset so I gave them money to buy a pack."
"ME: bartender. another. BARTENDER: but you just- ME: *slams fist on bar* ANOTHER [bartender reluctantly hands me another moist towelette]"
"How many Vietnam Vets will it take to change a ligh...nevermind, man! You wouldn't understand cuz you weren't there, man!"
"In a new interview, President Obama revealed that his daughter Malia recently went to her first prom. She wore a corsage on her wrist while her date wore a red laser dot on his head."
"Did you know how chinesse parents name their childs? They throw a tincan downstairs and take note how it sounds: ""Chin Tan Chung"""
"When I make my first million, Im switching from 2 ply toilet paper to white bread."
"What did God say to all the Jews, Christians and Muslims of the world? nothing"