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Joke of the Day

"Just saw two 10 year old boys sharing a cigarette. I was really shocked and upset so I gave them money to buy a pack."

"Test post pls ignore I TOLD U TO IGNORE IT"

"I wish Gene Wilder was still alive today... He'd probably be ecstatic knowing one of his oompa loompa's grew up to be president :')"

"Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to like tractors, but I don't anymore."

"My step-dad's pretty cool. Not as cool as my fence-dad, though. Roof-dad is okay. What is a father?"

"Two people commited a crime while having intercourse Its said to have been an inside job"

"How did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"My phone doesn't auto capitalize the 'G' in god but it auto capitalizes the 'K' in Kevin. So now I worship Kevin."

"I pulled a muscle turning over in bed. Cause that's how I roll."

"Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wild dogs... One says to the other ""should we stop and outnumber them?"" ... &nbsp; ""keep running you fool we're brothers!!"""