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Joke of the Day

"Did you know how chinesse parents name their childs? They throw a tincan downstairs and take note how it sounds: ""Chin Tan Chung"""

"Good Old Fashion Clickbait. If you're reading this than you like it too."

"A group of toddlers is called a migraine"

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes."

"Good woman joke What do you tell a woman with two black eyes. Nothing you already told her twice."

"1912 called. They want their boring ass concept of a parade back."

"What do pedophiles and rappers have incommon They both like da booty"

"I really like the concept of train tickets. It's an idea I could get onboard with."

"Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto."

"Jokes are like frogs... they die when you dissect them"