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Joke of the Day
"What did God say to all the Jews, Christians and Muslims of the world? nothing"
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"How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it."
"Meat, eggs, and a blow job: which one doesn't belong? A blow job, because you can beat your eggs, you can beat your meat, but you can't beat a blow job!"
"61% of internet traffic is from bots... ...the other 39% is Reddit users manically hitting refresh to check their upvotes on new posts"
"This sushi restaurant has the worst service. ""Ma'am this is an aquarium"""
"What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout? A Meanderthal."