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Joke of the Day

"In the car and passed by a cop and my 12 year old says ""everyone be cool! Act normal!""nnnExpecting that Father of the Year award any day now"

"Thanks to yesterday's chili, I can definitively tell you that there are 242 tiles in this bathroom stall."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !"

"I'll call bowling a sport when there's a goalie."

"Please boss, tell us again how important it is the company gets to $3 billion in revenue. I bought an 18 pack of beer with dimes last night."

"I blame movies for giving me unrealistic expectations about how long I can look away from the road while driving."

"Slow and steady wins the race, unless it's one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed."

"Who fancies going to Tunisia? I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too."

"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in fog? When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you."

"Got stoned and decided to buy a bottle of ex-lax Just for shits and giggles."