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Joke of the Day
"Got stoned and decided to buy a bottle of ex-lax Just for shits and giggles."
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"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ""I want to report a nuisance caller"", he said ""Not you again"". "
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"At least a zombie would love me for my brain."
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