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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !"
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"1st Anniversary: Let's go to Vegas 5th Anniversary: Get a sitter so we can go to dinner 10th Anniversary: Russian roulette sounds like fun"
"Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house."
"A lot of people have been asking me what I'll be doing in 5 years' time? C'mon guys, I don't have 2020 vision."
"People tell you to make yourself at home but then look confused when you drink their liquor and take a nap in the kitchen"
"Why did Gateway computers go out of business? Because they led to stronger and addictive computers."
"Why did the tiger get lost in the jungle? Because the jungle is massive!"
"What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels? A towel full of loads"
"Hey chicks who wear a buttload of make-up. Don't borrow someone else's iPhone to make a call. You leave half of your face on the screen."
"Your honeymoon can't be going that great if you're incessantly instagramming photos of it?"