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Joke of the Day
"I'll call bowling a sport when there's a goalie."
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"I bet hipster zombies just act like regular people."
"Monster now makes an energy drink which is part tea and part lemonade. The name of the drink is ""Rehab"", which begs the question... Is there something Arnold Palmer isn't telling us?"
"Did you hear about the guy who got a Viagra stuck in his throat? He had a stiff neck for a week."
"If a server comes to my table and asks 'hows everythin tasting?' mid chew I like to grab their wrist and keep them there until I can answer"
"Why do people call their weed the Koran? Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned"
"My dog does back-flips when the Raiders kick a field goal....... my buddy asked me what he does when they score a touch-down and I told him I didn't know, I've only had him for 6 years."
"What does a dog get at the vet? [FIXED]"
"Had to be a woman that coined the phrase ""severance package."" No guy is putting those two words so close to each other."
"They say that one in four of your friends could be gay.... I really hope its Steve, he's cute."