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Joke of the Day

"Thanks to yesterday's chili, I can definitively tell you that there are 242 tiles in this bathroom stall."

"Knock knock -Who's there? -Ala -Ala who? -AKBAR"

"How awkward would it have been for coach if he put in Air Bud and they lost."

"People asked me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."

"Bouncer: ID please Me: I got socks for Christmas Bouncer: ...okay Me: and I'm genuinely happy about it Bouncer: so sorry come on in"

"A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop someone asked ""Where did you get that?"" The pig replied ""I won her in a raffle!"""

"Remember when phones were fat and people were thin"

"Why don't cows smoke weed? The steaks would just be too high."

"Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down? Their Injun died on them!"

"I was desperate for a job, so my friend offered me one as a test subject in a wind tunnel But i wasnt a fan"