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Joke of the Day

"My version of ""naked and afraid"" is when I'm in the shower, soap in my eyes, and I hear a weird noise."

"If a Norwegian robot... If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian."

"What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry? A chemystery."

"Me: Did you hear that? Her: Go check it out Me: Are You Crazy? They always kill the good looking people first Her: You'll be alright"

"what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapuss... thanks dad."

"What do you call a naughty Yazidi child? A little devil"

"Dear God, thank you for not giving spiders wings."

"A cop, a hooker, a priest and a clown...... A cop, a hooker, a priest and a clown walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and replies, ""What.......is this some kind of Joke?"""

"I was going to make a dubai joke But all the good ones are overused, emirate?"

"Mom is feeding her baby a bottle of blood. Dad walks in and goes ""Why are you feeding our baby a bottle of blood?!"" Mom says ""Cause we're poor."""