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Joke of the Day

"My version of ""naked and afraid"" is when I'm in the shower, soap in my eyes, and I hear a weird noise."

"What did the masturbator say when returning the porn that his friend let him borrow? [OC] Thanks, came in handy!"

"Why do dogs make good sailors? They know their knots."

"What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet."

"Why do flowers and beer get along so well? They're buds"

"All it takes is 10 minutes without electricity to prove my total uselessness as a person."

"Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it."

"Do you know how we know that Adam and Eve were white? Because even god doesn't have the balls to steal a rib from a black guy"

"What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk? A meanderin' orange."

"Mom, your tweets are mostly outdated pop culture references ""yeah and I woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids"""