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Joke of the Day
"Why do flowers and beer get along so well? They're buds"
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"What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them? Races 'em."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... If you end up with brown sticky fingers, you're doing it wrong."
"An Irishwoman gave birth to triplets and named them Nat,Pat and Tat. However when she tried to breastfeed them she found out there was no tit for Tat."
"this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don't know who's winning"
"""At some point"" is my favorite time to meet up with people."
"A man was found dead in an ice cream van covered in nuts and sprinkles Police say he topped himself"
"Boss: ""you're fired"" Me: ""I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree"""
"What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire? A pumpkin!"
"What was Lenin's favourite film? Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe."