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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how we know that Adam and Eve were white? Because even god doesn't have the balls to steal a rib from a black guy"

"Bowlegged Pirate Did you hear about the bow legged pirate? Apparently he has C legs"

"Dear clear high heels, Thank you for helping me figure out who's a stripper and who's not."

"people say they're ""over the moon"" when they're happy, but it's a lie; the moon is one of those things you will never truly get over"

"Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL? because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!"

"How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree? Wave."

"Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!"

"Yoda: Why, afraid of seven, five is? Because six seven eight."

"Him: Mm girl, back that ass up. Me: Like on iCloud or something?"

"What face does a Syrian make when he has a bad day? Assad one. On a side note, I hope prosperity upon all the Syrians who have been displaced."