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Joke of the Day
"All it takes is 10 minutes without electricity to prove my total uselessness as a person."
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"Did you hear about the singing laptop? It's a Dell."
"Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet? He thought the ad said '24 carrots'"
"My dad just told me I should ""stop wasting my life and do something meaningful"" Dad jokes, am I right?"
"your mom's so fat her nickname is ""damn!"""
"Coffee. Not my cup of tea."
"Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures? Cause they don't use a filter."
"I knew my daughter would be a slut when this bitch was 3 months old Instead of drinking the milk out of the bottle, she takes the bottle out her mouth and shakes it all over her face"
"""Hi I'm here to interview for the branch manager position."" ""We're only hiring tree trimmers."" ""That's exactly what I just said."""
"DOROTHY: What do these shoes do? GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame [tries new pair] And these? G: Wait- D: [clicks heels] [turns into hamburger]"