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Joke of the Day
"Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it."
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"Admiral Ackbar sez, ""drop it like..."" http://i.imgur.com/R896U.jpg"
"Q: Why was the willow weeping? A: He was unpoplar."
"Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator."
"The boss accused me of taking a drink during lunch, but he is completely mistaken, I paid for all three of them."
"If you love a cat, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours to keep. If it doesn't, you drove far enough."
"Boy: I wish more girls liked farming Girl: I like farming Boy: Lol oh yeah? Name the 5 most water-efficient irrigation systems of the 1980s"
"What do you call an Inbred cow? A sandwich!"
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him"