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Joke of the Day

"What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet."

"Study finds Washington state residents consumed 175 metric tons of pot in 2013 (real news) As a result, the state is changing it's slogan to ""Whoa Dude."""

"Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner? He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving."

"Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news."

"What does an egg say when he gets turnt? Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation."

"Today I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the prison wall... He turned and sneered at me, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'."

"Oh science, oh science, oh science!!"" ~An atheist having sex."

"To add to the death toll in Paris, this post was enough. She thinks 9/11 is November http://imgur.com/WmkIubI"

"I would have been grounded for saying 66% of Dick Van Dyke's name."

"At my funeral, I'm stipulating in my will that after the eulogy is read the crowd can have 15 minutes for rebuttal, just to be fair."