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Joke of the Day
"I mainly want to lose weight to get into my own pants But also to get into someone elses"
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"If I was a squirrel I'd chuck my nuts in your hole!"
"What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke?"
"Women wanted him, men wanted to be him, geese were skeptical"
"Cop pulls over bad driver Cop- sir do you realize how badly you were switching lanes? Guy- sorry officer, I'm drunk af Cop-that's not a valid reason to let your girlfriend drive the car"
"[2016, cincinnati zoo. boy falls into the enclosure] other gorilla: something brought a boy to the yard harambe [making a milkshake]: SHIT"
"I saw a fight between two Mobius strips It was a little one sided (One of them had a Klein bottle)"
"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"Dear kids, There is NO Santa Claus. Those presents are from your parents. ""With love, WikiLeaks"""
"Spread me apart, lick, & enjoy my cream! ~Oreos, you pervs"