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Joke of the Day
"I mainly want to lose weight to get into my own pants But also to get into someone elses"
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"What is my girlfriend's favorite meal? A dish called: ""I don't know, you choose."""
"I'm worried about my relationship with my anorexic girlfriend... ...I'm seeing less and less of her each day."
"My problem with profanity is that..... It's mother fucking dusgusting"
"When I was a kid I made all of my toys watch Toy Story so that they knew I was on to them."
"What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler? They would have discovered Penicil(e^(x))"
"A man gets shot in the foot. As he's driving to the hospital, he gets pulled over for speeding. The cop says to him, ""Someone's got a serious case of leadfoot."""
"How do bees go to school? They take the buzz"
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? The headline read ""Small medium at large."""
"5: Mommy said I'm a big boy and can't sleep in her bed anymore Me [sleeping on couch] she's right son"