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Joke of the Day

"The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!!"

"What lives in the sea and yells? A clam shouter."

"I need to burn 644,098 calories at the gym today."

"ME: How much for this aggressive bottle of water? FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant"

"Countries I can't believe Japan have not attacked: Wales"

"Why does the new French navy have glass bottom ships? So they can see the old French navy."

"Did you hear? About the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?..."

"Why is stevie wonder always smiling He doesn't know hes black yet"

"God has cursed me with thoughts that come in 147 characters."

"""Me llamo Pedro,"" said no Juan ever."