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Joke of the Day

"Dear kids, There is NO Santa Claus. Those presents are from your parents. ""With love, WikiLeaks"""

"If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress? The Republican party."

"What does a confused owl say? What? --- ^^^as ^^^enjoyed ^^^by ^^^/u/Traetus ^^^[here](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2qws98/i_used_to_have_sex_daily/cnao23o?context=3)"

"Helen Keller walked into a bar And a table, and a chair"

"Do you ever wake up. Kiss the person beside you, and just be thankful to be alive. I did. Not really appreciated on flights apparently"

"Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole? Isn't this using the internet backwards?"

"This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it."

"I asked my dad if he liked his haircut... He said he didn't at first but it's growing on him."

"Four Catholic Men... (Catholic Joke) [http://agentfunny.com/four-catholic-men-joke/](http://agentfunny.com/four-catholic-men-joke/)"

"I'm not sure why my girlfriend got mad at me for busting a nut. It's not like I could eat it with the shell on."