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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke?"

"Abortions are so fun It really brings out the kid in you"

"Where does a legged waitress work? IHOP."

"How to be a good person: 1. Listen to everything they say on Fox News. 2. Do the exact opposite."

"Never ask someone to promise they'll never hurt you, because at one time or another they will. Ask them to promise that the time you spent together will be worth the pain in the end."

"Whenever I use a racist stereotype, it's blown out of proportion. Just like all the Muslims in the world."

"Bill Cosby was puddin' his pop where it didn't belong."

"I know a guy who doesn't love Raymond."

"What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song? Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)"

"What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common? They just wanna watch the world burn"