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Joke of the Day
"I saw a fight between two Mobius strips It was a little one sided (One of them had a Klein bottle)"
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"I'd like to give a shout out to the sidewalk.... for keeping me off the streets."
"I prefer to think in terms of ""good"" cholesterol and ""misunderstood"" cholesterol."
"My shoes were meant for each other They're sole-mates"
"My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"Burning Man Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"Loan me a couple bucks? ""Sure"" *throws 2 huge deer carcasses on counter* Dude where did u get those? ""..."" Can I even pay with these?"
"A black man walks into a bar and robs it."
"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A poke-mon! Pls don't hurt me."
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."