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Joke of the Day
"Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado? Because the steaks are too high."
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"Why does Gandalf prefer coupes? Because other cars have Mordor."
"Why did it have to be the dog? I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million."
"Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana."
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"
"When dealing with the police it's important to always remain calm and be white."
"How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, let the wenches do the dishes in the dark."
"I'm going to open up an opticians that also sells jewellery and handbags It'll be called Assess your eyes."
"A democrat, a libertarian and an idiot walk into a bar.. ""I'll have a beer please"", says the republican."
"Cemetery A priest goes for a walk in the cemetery before breakfast and sees a man crouching by a tombstone. The priest says to the man ""Morning!"" He replies ""No actually, I'm taking a shit!"""