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Joke of the Day

"How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, let the wenches do the dishes in the dark."

"I've stopped asking what the meaning of life is. My question now is: ""Why do only technologically-challenged people use self-check-outs?""."

"Why was the road in so much pain? Because it has a carpool tunnel."

"Why couldn't Edward leave Russia? Because he was Snowden."

"Rick Astley is willing to let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, with one exception. He's never gonna give you Up."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!"

"15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25"

"Pizza is like sex. When its good, its reeallly good, but when its bad... It's still pretty damn good."

"*rings bell* ""Can I help you?"" Yes I'd like a dragon on my back an- *starts pooping on a crucifix* WTF? *checks sign on door* ""Taboo Artist"""

"If by raw food you mean cookie dough, then yes, I love raw food."