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Joke of the Day

"How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, let the wenches do the dishes in the dark."

"You have something big inside you. Share it with the world: MetamucilTM"

"My Jewish friend invited me to go to his camp. Fuck that."

"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member!"

"Why did the oil covered seagull get sued? There can only be one goo gull"

"Mt. McKinley will be renamed Denali and for balance GMC will now call its SUVs McKinleys."

"Virginity Dad: You stole my daughter's Virginity! Man: Sorry sir, Won't happen again!"

"Work tip: if you're going to ask your boss if you can ""work from home"", don't use air quotes."

"""I'd hit that if I was drunk."" - Me, driving by a mailbox just now."

"Did You Hear About the Man who was Arrested for Possessing NaCl and an Electrical Source? He was arrested for a salt and battery!"