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Joke of the Day
"Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana."
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"*turns on deep-fryer* *tosses in chicken nuggets* *adds chamomile and lavender* *recites from the Book of Shadows* Voila, Wiccan Nuggets"
"What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria? Dead parents"
"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt? Usain bolt can finish a race."
"What would you call an indian dating site? connect the dots"
"Everyone said it was a bad idea to store glue in the same cabinet as my rifles but I'm sticking to my guns."
"Why are so many racist jokes about black people? Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out."
"Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him!!!"
"Do you sell bloodpants? ""Nope"" Shitpants? ""Nope"" Droolpants? ""Nope"" Sweatpants? ""Right this way..."""
"What is the most overused force in science? Van der Waals."