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Joke of the Day

"Cemetery A priest goes for a walk in the cemetery before breakfast and sees a man crouching by a tombstone. The priest says to the man ""Morning!"" He replies ""No actually, I'm taking a shit!"""

"What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin? A recycling TIN!"

"When God created china he knew he would never have to make anything else again....."

"Have you heard about the gay boogeyman? He'll hide anywhere *except* your closet."

"A man goes to his doctors who is partially deaf. Man: ""Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a volt!"" Doctor: ""You feel like a watt?"""

"What do Indians live in? Poverty. :("

"I looked at a shelf once online and now every ad is like ""SO YOU LIKE SHELVES??????"" and everywhere i go i think a shelf is following me"

"Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he only uses the finest ingredients."

"What do you call a horny asian woman? Actually, I'm not going to finish that. It's a slippery slope."

"Why can't redheads get drunk? Because they only drink Ginger Ale."