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Joke of the Day
"PSA: Don't get a cheap circumcision. Usually, it's a rip-off."
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"Monica Lewinsky turns 39!! They grow up so fast...seems like yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees puting everything in her mouth!!!"
"Fallout 4 doesn't come out in Japan until Dec. 17th Which is fair because they got the original fallout 70 years before us"
"How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even."
"One direction splitting up? My daughter just announced to me she is in d-Niall :-)"
"What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most? A space bar."
"Did you hear about the Mexican word of the day? Chicken wings My wife plays the lottery so chicken wings some money!!!"
"What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint? Tongue and groove"
"Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch."
"I used to steal punchlines from others I still do, but I used to, too."