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Joke of the Day
"Be a part of history! Die in a catastrophic natural disaster."
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"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at 'Sporting Goods?' Because he likes Dick's better."
"wife: dont do anything stupid on the way out me: i wont [shakes priest's hand after lovely wedding ceremony] me: so are you god's boyfriend?"
"A joke I thought of: I don't know if fo' sho' means ""for short"" or ""for shore"", but I like to think that people are being overly nautical."
"(NSFW) what do driving in the fog and eating pussy have in common? One slip of concentration and you're in the shit"
"The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense... Then a wigwam and a tepee walked into the bar and I left quickly. Things had gotten too tense."
"I bet gay people really hate it when their GPS tells them to ""Continue Straight."""
"Philippe Petit walked between the twin towers in 1974, big deal, I can do that today with no training. Just made that up, I hope it's not too soon."
"*doctor administers experimental anti bad joke serum* how do you feel? ""with my hands"" let's give it a minute"
"How did Darth Vader cross the street? Ewoked."