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Joke of the Day

"On Jeopardy This is the largest mammal in the animal kingdom. *leans into mic* ""Who is, your mother?"""

"What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh"

"What do you call cheese that's not yours? NACHO CHEESE!"

"lazy limerick there once was a man from na-fuck it"

"Say what you want about the Make-a-Wish foundation At least they can work to a deadline"

"Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly? They want to finish before it's cool."

"Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants."

"What's the difference between Males and Females? An iron."

"I start a new job in Seoul next week... ...I thought it might be a good Korea move."

"I hate how the losers of every election maintain such a high view of themselves... They're conceded"