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Joke of the Day

"Good ice-breaker How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice I'm.."

"Why do Italians wear gold necklaces? So they know where to stop shaving"

"What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky? At yeast he's a fungi."

"I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution."

"Me: I played this as a kid. It's from back when video games made sense 6-year-old: Why did you jump on a turtle? Me: Because I'm a plumber"

"Hey baby, if I were a gorilla exhibit I'd let you drop a kid in me."

"Leviticus 20:13 legalises gay marriage and marijuana: ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned""."

"I did a girl missionary style I stole her cultural identity so I could take her land"

"The Disturbing Reason Why the Chicken Crossed the Road Will Change Your Life Forever... ...It was good for traffic."

"I'm really disappointed after hearing about Trump and the golden shower thing. I thought we had seen the end of republican trickle down economics."