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Joke of the Day
"My life is like my dick after masturbation Empty."
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"Psychologists say that the left half of the brain is responsible for both kleptomania and numeracy. It's the taking part that counts."
"There is a huge spider in my kitchen so I will be tweeting from on top of this table for whatever the life span of this species is."
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"What do you call a constipated Benedict Cumberbatch? No Shit Sherlock"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Ha! Feminists can't change anything."
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"*CLOP CLOP CLOP* **BANG BANG** *CLOP CLOP CLOP*. And a man died Those damn Amish pulled a drive-by"