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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit? He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it."
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"Anyone: I'm cold Me: Get a sweatshirt or something I'm not your mother Dog: *shivers once* Me: I WILL USE MY BODY HEAT TO KEEP YOU ALIVE"
"Your mother ...is so big that when she was born the doctor broke a bottle of champagne over her head."
"What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut."
"If i was stranded on an island with a fully functioning plane and a runaway,, I'd still be stranded on an island."
"What was the deaf mans favorite song? The Sound of Silence."
"why are clothes so expensive???? i should not have to pay this much to not be naked. people should pay ME to not be naked"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the idiot. Knock knock *Who's there?* The chicken..."
"I bet other balls don't like Wiffle Balls because of their holier than thou attitude."
"What do Michael Jackson and Mervyn's have in common? They're both dead."