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Joke of the Day
"How does a muslim man close a door? Islams it!"
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"Someone that knows three languages is multilingual. Someone that knows two languages is bilingual. So what do you call someone that only knows one language? An American."
"What's the difference between testicles and a penis? Wow. I can't believe you don't know this. There is a Vas Deferens between the two."
"George Carlin appeared to me in a dream and asked me ""How can there be such a thing as a one-way street when you can obviously cross a street either way?"""
"It would be terrifying if Elizabeth I were alive today... ... Because she's dead. Note: Credit goes to my dryly-sarcastic history professor."
"I'd run a marathon but I don't know if I can handle the commitment. I mean a lifetime of telling every person you meet you ran a marathon?"
"What do you call a happy husband? Broke."
"I'm not sure how I feel about people who are missing an arm. On one hand, they're probably nice people..."
"Why don't we ever go 'forth and back'? To go forth and multiply is more fun."
"Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone."