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Joke of the Day

"Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone."

"what do you call an underwater dog? a sub-woofer"

"What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs? Heroine overdose"

"Why did the bird go to the restaurant? Tweet!"

"C'mon, when have I ever let you down? That was rhetorical, actually. Yes, that is a lot. Wow, did not expect you to bring out a chalkboard."

"what are the best sort of bees? boobies"

"Vegetarian: Native American definition for ""lousy hunter""."

"They used to be called Jumpolines. Until your mom jumped on one in 1972."

"What is robin going to get for Christmas? An oviposition set"

"What's the similarity between the unborn Chinese female and this joke? [removed]"