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Joke of the Day
"Smart-phones... The best thing to happen to sh1tting since the newspaper."
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"""Careful, there's poop on the dance floor."" - how ballet was invented."
"Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog? They're always singing about getting a ""long little doggy""."
"Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities"
"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks, ""First offender?"" She replied: ""No, first a Gibson, and then a Fender."""
"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it's not eight, 'cause my basement is still dark"
"Conjunctivitis.com Now that's a site for sore eyes."
"*runs into san francisco restaurant* THE KALE WASN'T LOCALLY SOURCED *sound of 100s of ubers smashing into each other outside restaurant*"
"Why aren't lions cannibals? They can't swallow their pride."
"Post your best one liner Mine: Excessive masterbation is often caused by hand-gina"