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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a happy husband? Broke."
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"whats the worst part about cooking vegetables? putting the wheelchair into the oven."
"What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong? ""I Apollogize""."
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"""PARTY FOWL"" someone yelled as the drunk duck did another keg stand"
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