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Joke of the Day

"Why are pedophiles so annoying? they're just fucking immature assholes"

"The English language lacks a word to mean ""To make a spouse feel uncomfortable by aggressively cleaning the house around them""."

"Stand Up Comedy! (You add to other people's jokes in the comments) One guy comments about a joke below, and everybody else will add on to the joke or just relate to it in a comical way. Have fun !"

"""TALIBAN OFFICIAL ACCIDENTALLY SENDS OUT COLLEAGUES' EMAIL ADDRESSES"" Apparently, he hit ""Reply Allah"". Heyoooooooo!!!"

"When I die I want my body to be donated to science ...but more specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."

"Father Christmas: All right my good lady my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets."

"Target audience A nine year old kid disappeared after using a cream that makes you look 10 years younger."

"Who is always your friend at school? Your princi-pal."

"What is a rapists favourite vegetable? Beat-root"

"My girlfriend wanted me to include her more.. My girlfriend cuddled up to me and said ""I wish you would play with me like to do those video games"". So, I Dragon-punched her in the face."