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Joke of the Day

"Target audience A nine year old kid disappeared after using a cream that makes you look 10 years younger."

"If it weren't for smoke detectors, I'd never know when my food was ready."

"I was worried my circle jerk wouldn't go as planned... but in the end everyone came together."

"Knock Knock - Who's there? Tyfe ... Tyfe Who? Yes, thanks. Milk and two sugars please."

"What kind of cologne applies itself? Elon Musk"

"What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes? Dishrespectful..."

"How do you find a blind man in an orgee It's not hard"

"Me: NO! Him: What? I haven't even said anything Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to"

"What did one orange say to the other orange? Do you speak Mandarin?"

"eer booze and fun!' 'What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest"