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Joke of the Day

"Who is always your friend at school? Your princi-pal."

"""I hate burritoes!"" -No Juan ever"

"/r/pickle welcomes it's newest ally. It's always good to have clean jokes. I due urge the mods to add us to your sidebar, due to the fact that you are on ours."

"""IM GOING INTO LABOR"" -Mexican guy excited to start his first day of work."

"My neighbors have both a howling dog and a screaming baby out in their yard. I'd throw a rock or something but I'm afraid I'd hit the dog."

"Have you ever stroked a parrot? I bet you've stroked a cockatoo..."

"I went camping over the weekend... It was in tents."

"What do you call a nocturnal bird that likes both men and women? A bisexuowl. I'm sorry."

"I like my woman like I like my font Bold, black, and size 14."

"I bet you $4,567.89 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie."