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Joke of the Day

"When I die I want my body to be donated to science ...but more specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."

"A man walks into a bar with Harambe Bartender: What can I get you ? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Man: Yes, justice for Harambe."

"I saw on a Viagra bottle ""Keep away from Children"" What kind of a man do they think I am?"

"Civil War puns are the best And General Lee, they're easy to make."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !"

"What do you say when you're comforting a grammar nazi? There,Their,They're"

"Dave is coming over. Dave from work or loud and obvious Dave? Outside: THIS RAIN HAS MADE ME WET. I AM WEARING PANTS. MY EYES ARE BLINKING."

"What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when he's masturbating? His ears."

"Eat for free at any restaurant by disguising yourself as a trash can."

"Why Did Barbie Never Get Pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."