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Joke of the Day

"""TALIBAN OFFICIAL ACCIDENTALLY SENDS OUT COLLEAGUES' EMAIL ADDRESSES"" Apparently, he hit ""Reply Allah"". Heyoooooooo!!!"

"*Cinderella drops her glass slipper* Prince: I have a girlfriend."

"My friend showed me her new vegan pants. I know vegans can be annoying and everything, but should we really be making pants out of them?"

"Nutella: A reason to buy bread."

"I wouldn't be caught dead with a Necropheliac."

"Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in to trees."

"My mom likes to call from baseball games just to say she can't hear me 25 times."

"why did helen keller masturbate with one hand? so she could moan with the other..."

"Possession is nine-tenths of the law. The other tenth must be exorcism."

"Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay? Because it was a freight!"