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Joke of the Day

"When I start to panic about the Trump presidency I remember that we are on a rock floating around a fireball and I panic about that instead."

"My best friend got cheated on by his deaf girlfriend... His girlfriend cheated on him with a deaf guy... To be fair, he should've seen the signs."

"What is the longest sentence that a man can make? I do."

"Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags? So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop."

"Looking forward to the time when my level of awkwardness becomes socially acceptable."

"I heard that Being the one to circumcise elephants doesn't pay too well But the tips are huge!!"

"I told a blonde joke She didn't get it."

"What's an 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends!"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Garbanzo beans were never the subject of bad puns."

"A saying of love. If you love her, let her go. If she returns, anal."